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A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 294

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dadbolt, Aug 5, 2017.

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  1. Ken

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    lol yes I'm talking about food
     
  2. Ken

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    I love inherently scientific mysteries.
     
  3. Mr. Serotonin

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    Inertia is a property of matter.
     
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  4. Dog with a Blog

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    Would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
     
  5. Ken

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    Stegosaurus
     
  6. Garrett

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    the real mystery is the myriad of things that can cause a boner
     
  7. Mr. Serotonin

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    Bonersaurus for sure.
     
  8. Garrett

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    so like a vag-eye-na
     
  9. Mr. Serotonin

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    Vaccums, hot tubs, speed bumps...beakers.
     
  10. Garrett

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  11. Mr. Serotonin

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    A nice oil painting on fresh canvas.
     
  12. Garrett

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    the color beige on a boring day
     
  13. Ken

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    dog breath
     
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  14. Dog with a Blog

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    would you rather fart extremely loud/long every time you cum or have every movie slowly morph into Shrek halfway through
     
  15. Mr. Serotonin

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  16. Ken

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    I'll fart.
     
  17. Garrett

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    shrek hell yeah
     
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  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    The Shrek one sounds amazing
     
  19. Dog with a Blog

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    Maybe it should have been The Bee Movie
     
  20. Garrett

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    if this is a mystery as to why boners appear after seeing these i am some news to tell you about bill nye and the beaker
     
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  21. Mr. Serotonin

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    I don't follow...
     
  22. Shrek

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    What if Shrek is my ultimate boner fuel, and I am doing this in the reality where I've already opted to cum hot sauce?
     
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  23. Garrett

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    me either honestly i just wanted to attempt a call back
     
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  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    Would you rather have the ability to control when you get boners or when you poop?
     
  25. Dog with a Blog

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    @electro haikus cums hot sauce while simultaneously farting really loud to Shrek. The ultimate life.
     
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