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Would you rather call soda pop or call it all Coke

 

Ryan Reynolds

 

Coke

 

Coke

 

look like ryan reynolds and pretend like that one legend of a woman to be mute for 37 years.

 

Soda pop. The fuck kind of bs is this

 

Cum my hot sauce, cum cum my hot sauce

You're my butterfly, but also, hot sauce

 

*at Denny's*

Waitress: Do you need any ketchup...hot sauce?

Me: no no no...we're good

*unzips*

Ugh. Dream cum true.

 

i already call it all coke so this is easy peasy

 

What I'd expect from a Skyline eater

 

stop

 

Hit with the paint can

 

look like carrot top, easily.

 

I call it carbonated beverage because I am a robot.

 

What if you want Sprite doesn't that get confusing

 

carbonated soda water

 

I would like to enter into evidence exhibit D

 

not at all. "y'all want a coke? okay, why type of coke do you want?"

and sprite is a coke product. inception.

 

Then you're already wrong

 

And I'm the narc

 

Would you rather have no access to any form of internet for a year (computer, cellphone, Spotify, Xbox Live etc) OR have your computer history for the last year, including incognito mode, be made public to your friends and family

 

If I do drink soda I drink Dr. Pepper. Baja Blast if at Taco Bell

 

Be locked in a closet for nine months, only enough food to survive, no light, no place to use restroom, and get paid $5,000,000.

Or, do not do it, and pay $400.

 

Latter, I don't look at porn