A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 289

see it's a trick question so you guys and i have to hang out with each other

 

Have all of your toenails ripped out without sedative, or have both pinky toes removed with no pain?

 

Would you rather have a Doug-esque closet of only one outfit your whole life, with that outfit being gross stained Hulkamania shirts and nevernude shorts

OR

Be Hulk Hogan's nevernude shorts for an entire August.

 

the latter. no question.

 

Nails omg fuck u tho

 

Would you rather sweat butter for the rest of your life or eat only butter for the rest of your life

@Colby Searcy

 

Would you rather have your head burnt with a blowtorch or a nail jammed through your foot?

 

toe nails. lose your pinky toe and you have to relearn how to walk and it takes years.

 

How can I be shorts?

 

Don't throw your logic wrench into my shitpost gears

 

Nail

 

Sweat butter. At least I survive.

 

toenails

 

Pinky toes removed, I'll get fake pinky toes and then I also have an excuse for everything

"Sorry I can't hang out, got my pinky toes removed"

 

y'all aren't on your game today where's t$ with the good good

 

God damn, Colby would fucking love this.

 

qft

 

@angrycandy

*BATSIGNAL NOISES*

 

he could eat his own sweat

I'm visualizing him collecting his sweat in a jar, scraping it off his body with a butter knife... then saving it for corn on the cob and the like

 

I mean of course Beck is one of the greatest of all time

 

would you rather look like ryan reynolds but sound like gilbert gottfried for the rest of your life

or

look like carrot top but sing like your favorite singer

 

cum hottest hot sauce for a year, or never cum again

 

Cum hot sauce. I just ran out at the house.

 

cum hot sauce

cum hot sauce

 

LOOK LIKE CARROT TOP 100%

You can avoid looking at yourself easily, you can't avoid hearing yourself