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So there's this ogre named Shrek

 

Opening Day Hats Contest

 

Ummm...when you go out in the morning with bed-head duh

 

BedHead...Nice!

 

I met a girl who said she would sometimes like to fall asleep with her boyfriends dick in her mouth, similar to a pacifier. Said it was cumforting.

 

that's nice

 

That's really sweet.

EDIT: Hahah, damnit @angrycandy

 

I was going to come in here and say
"My boss left for today and tomorrow, let the shitposting commmence!

And then I see @Bloodsucker II 's post and I'm gonna go back to work

 

It is. Well, she told me she still sucks on her thumb a lot when she goes to sleep so then I asked if she has ever done that but wit a ding dong and she elaborated

 

I hope she wasn't a teeth-grinder @Bloodsucker II

 

Eeeeeeeeeepppp!!!

 

When the hell did @Bloodsucker II meet my fourth cousin?

 

Well, winter hats are different and I like wearing those. But if I'm playing golf or spending a day outside, it's nice to have a hat.

 

also i bought real ray-bans a couple years ago and they definitely fit and looked better, held up better, and everything, but the price/usefulness ration is not good on sunglasses

 

Yeah, I googled, "why are sunglasses expensive" and definitely gained some knawwwledge but the price disparity is dumb

 

Guide to saving money on sunglasses:

1. Stay inside forever

 

We just had a guy come in asking to do a "paranormal reading" of city hall...

 

it sounds like you turned him away which will make the ghosts vengeful

 

I'm excited for the new season of Parks & Rec, this is exciting

 

I will burn you

 

Joe I just got so excited you're fucking dead to me DEAD

 

I'm sorry

I wish it was real :(

 

I had to go to lunch so I pawned him off on someone else. Do your worst, ghosts!

 

Can't wait 'til the big twist when we find out dylan was dead the whole time