A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 249

For real though, if I won i'd prolly just put it all on black.

 

I was joking about you being Jigsaw

 

At least your in the right location to be anal about

Make sure there aren't monsters in the cabin and it's not being controlled by an underground bunker

 

I said pranks not murders

Responding so my lawyer will see it

 

I can't stop thinking about leaving work.

 

I just installed Bumble, so we'll see how that goes.

Three apps at once.

This'll be interesting.

 

Which ones are you using? Tinder, Bumble annndd?

Bumble seems better than Tinder, but there also seems to be way less people.

 

Bumble should be a dating app for bees

 

Tinder, Bumble, OKC

 

I would just be afraid of matching with the same person on all three lol

 

Why?

 

Only 3 people live in Cam's town

 

If I won the lottery half would go to fixing our shelters and soup kitchens here bc I'm an annoying do gooder.

I would also buy a self sufficient compound for myself and my family/friends so we wouldn't have to worry about Trump and America. Just live.

 

I feel like I'd look desperate to be seen on three dating sites by the same person. Although I guess they'd have to be just as desperate lol

 

Gag gift baskets for the lot of you. A1 bottles and male thongs.

 

Yeah that's the thing...they'd have to be on all 3 too, hahah.

 

fuckkkk today is boring at work.

 

One of the beautiful bridesmaids who seems to like me a lot is going to get rip roaring drunk at the reception with me. I never try to catch the bouquet but she just challenged me and IT..IS..ON. Did I just make another bff bc I think I did.

 

Those dresses are very cute

 

We have floor length gowns but I'll hike that shit up.

 

I'm starting to get real stressed about best man duties in March.

 

My buddy is going to be getting married within the next year or so if I had to bet. He and his girlfriend aren't even engaged, but they've been together for 8 years, finally moved in together last month, and are soulmates. Like, too perfect. I will be surprised if he hasn't put a ring on it by the time the leaves start to fall. I will certainly be a groomsmen in that one.

Problem is his girlfriend is the only person who keeps in touch with people from the high school we all went to, and her friends are just the worst. It will be the last time for the rest of my days I have to suffer those people.

 

You'll be better than this.

 

Oh my speech will kick ass. It's the monetary stuff that freaks me out.