A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 247

"Let me get 8 different brands of scratch-offs and use each one while at the counter"

 

I appreciate lotto addicts because that's a whole sect of people that I can comfortably ignore whenever they try to tell me I'm irresponsible

 

Had one dude who'd come in and grunt and point what hed want or say like 5 sets of numbers FAST (and garbled) back to back to back then be mad I ask a second or third time to make sure I get the numbers right/heard him correctly.... my last week at that job I finally told him to get the marbles out of his mouth, slow yourself down and talk to me like a person... that non fuck giving when you know youre quitting lol. He treated EVERYONE like shit.

 

I won near 500 on pick three one time

 

Potatoes and Sheep? Ireland? lol

 

Look at fuckmoney Sanchez over here

 

I guess so. I was just going for something ridiculous lol

 

Lotto addicts are just sad people. Like don't get me wrong, there's plenty of people who are cool and just buy one ticket or what not. The addicts tho are typically mean, plays a ton of tickets with the many slips they bring with them, and always go off the handle is something is done wrong. I don't miss them from my gas station days.

 

My aunt always gives scratchoffs for Christmas. Usually a card with like 25 $1 scratchoffs and a gift card or something. I think that is their peak usage.

 

I've never bought a scratch off or a lotto ticket

How much A1 could I buy if I win the powerball?

 

my friend used to buy them and then just had the cashier scan the barcode to see if they were winners lol

 

We can get the factory and fulfill our destiny

 

I'm not a lotto player myself, my girl plays em once in a blue moon for fun - won 40$ yesterday. My Dad LOVES the Bingo lotto games. But the bad lotto people are the wore part of every shift theyd come in on.

 

You could paint the entire earth 7x over.

 

I buy a lotto ticket only when the sum of the jackpot is large enough to make the news. So today is my fourth total in nine years.

 

Also it's amazing how many latent anger issues different jobs can give people. I have mine as well from retail/law days, but never thought about lottery tickets being one.

 

If I win, I'm taking everyone to the Paramore cruise.

 

I have been meaning to post this for weeks: at work, we're deep in grants season, so most of my workload is putting together contract packets so we can pay the hospitals and non-profits to help fund their healthcare reform initiative projects. These packets are huge, and require a bunch of attachments, going from attachment A to attachment M.

There is an attachment A-1, and it's the only one we trash.

 

You know that guy who wins the big lotto jackpot then misplaces their ticket, that would be me

 

"A1n't It Fun" is our shared Facebook photo album.

 

I have counted all the change jars in our house today (let me tell y'all about the boring ass aspects of being unemployed) and it is a depressingly low amount.

 

I never knew any of the tricks of the trade, like people would ask what number the scratch off is or tell me "oh last time 134 came out so this time its gotta be 137!!!!!!" and i'm like.... okay... whatever lol. Then theres the ppl who come in and are like "Give me 111, 333, 555, and for good measure... 222" lol

 

SAME

Except it'd be like I'd win but someone threw my ticket away

 

$23.47?