A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 245

new guy started on monday and i told him im not a morning person so please don't engage me until after 9am.

Today he's asked 5 questions before 830 while I try and eat my breakfast at my desk I kept track in my OneNote

• We're out of 11x17 paper, how do I order more?
• Where do we get more coffee stir straws
• The OneNote still isn't syncing. Should I call David in IT?
• Did you still want to show me how to use DocuShare today?
• Does the fridge in the supply room keep things cold? I don't need it freezing, but I want to make sure my protein shake is still good by 5pm.

that shit can wait until 9am, drew!!

 

lol i don't really remember the extent of it, but he had some tweet about being cramped on a flight or something, and I made some dumb throwaway comment like, "are you flying coach man? wtf" and then he commented back like "yeah, that's what you do on a plane, apparently you've never been on one BRO"

i was like huh that was weird
then i googled sugar ray and the first article that popped up was from like earlier that year and it was about the other members of the band leaving sugar ray, and suing mark mcgrath and claiming he would always be in first class on flights and make them all ride in coach

then his retort made sense, and i felt like a jackass

and then i apologized and we made up

 

lmao real close!

 

Did you tell him his song "Every Morning" is about him getting pegged?

 

The protein shake alone smells trouble

 

you should drink his protein shake

 

I also lost my knife... check your face for it, pls

 

You should drink his milkshake

 

For real though I feel like shit

 

His milkshake brings all the questions in the mornin',
and you're like,
Shutup it's early

 

you win hahahhaha

 

So, my cousin Mike is getting married Friday. This is my first ever gay wedding, and I'm super fucking stoked about it. Now his friends know how to dress, I mean what gay guy doesn't ? My problem is I don't know what to wear and for shits and giggles I wanna try to out do them and I know some how I'll fail lol. Please help guys !

 

lol for a minute I thought this was the blink thread seeing Aurora show up

 

I thought that was Dustin for like 10 whole seconds. don't mind me

 

No offense but don't try to "out-gay" them because frankly I doubt they'll find it nearly as funny as you will and then you're stuck looking and feeling like a douche the whole time. If I'm a gay guy getting married, I would appreciate people treating it like a wedding, not a gay wedding lol

EDIT: Nvm I agree with Ian

 

yeah, I say just do you.

 

I'll take that as a compliment.

 

I'm not trying to out gay anyone. It's a fun little thing we do. Because they just always bust my balls about my cloths. It's nothing personal

 

i still vote for the zoot suit

do the right thing Fuck You

 

I'd wear that outfit

 

I'll probably just go to H&M and pick something up. I have coupons lol.