A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 176

no, but that didn't stop me from getting some... bad vibes

 

Wtf does a step dog make?

 

Butter

 

Lol, nothing. It was a callback to a long time ago (in A1 time a.k.a. yesterday) where someone was talking about a prayer request for their "step dog".

 

praying to god it's not one of these deals

 

Lol, that's terrible. No.

But she does do this. She's also like only one and half.

 

Fuck people who say shit like, "My son is 27 months old now." Your kid is two. Fuck that and fuck your kid.

 

lol well that's adorable, so no problems here

 

Pretty sure that's illegal


But seriously, yeah mine is almost 23 months and I've gotten to the point where I just say he'll be 2 next month

 

once I need to pull out a calculator it's time to start using years

 

it uhhh... it's not that kinda thread

 

Next time someone asks me my age I'm going to tell them 306 months

 

@oldjersey here's this for your more formal events

 

Also, I had a burger with avocado on it today, sorry @ChrisCantWrite

 

Did you drink the half and half shots?

 

why is it next to creamer?

 

I didn't drink the half and half, and because I had just used creamer for my coffee haha

 

Anytime I go to a restaurant that gives me those I always do a couple shots

 

always a couple posts about it too huh butterguy

EDIT: oh dammit lol

 

Beautiful bottle

 

Should I get drunk tonight?

 

Yes

 

No

 

ye

 

I'll eat some butter when I'm drunk for you