A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 122

I don't know if I should be offended or not that you're the only one to appreciate it

 

Stuff yourself with toilet paper.

 

I don't think I could without really searching

 

both corners of my mouth just cringed

apparently they can do that

 

@BirdPerson when are we getting our new Sam Hunt album

 

You gotta cut the top off with scissors!

 

Yeah that's called frowning you fucking nerd

 

I wish I knew. Missed his concert here last Friday, too. Boo urns

there's no time for scissors when that type of deliciousness is involved, it's all instinct

 

Nah it's part of the fun. You cut about a centimeter off the top and eat that bit out of the snipped top

 

I'm doing choreography.

 

*coreyography

 

Damn autocorrect.

 

i cum to this

 

I don't want to kink shame you

kink shames you in these spoilers instead

 

I've got two frustrated writer comments for y'all today:

1. if interest in my new book equated to sales, I would have a lot more sales than I do right now.

2. sold 0 books yesterday, I feel like a real writer.

 

I don't mean to sound ungrateful at all, the past few weeks have just been hard.


special thank you to those of you who have purchased it though.

 

You'll get there brother. Keep hustlin'

 

Just watched an episode of Weeds that had a butter eating contest. Seems appropriate.

 

You'd be the Joey Chestnut of that contest

 

I fly to Ohio tonight.

Pray for my soul.

Also someone may need to post bail if douche in law does anything.

 

When I got up to leave this morning, Maria was all "DAD WHAT THE FUCK"

 

Oh also I think I have strep so I have to leave at lunch to hit a minute clinic to refill my amoxicillin script because I only had three left. So I'm not contagious, but I don't have enough to kick the infection.

 

Neighborhood cat was in our parking spot today, the one that isn't friendly. Wonder what he wanted.