A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 1182

I hope one day, long after we pass, aliens come to earth and this gif is all that they find

 

YOU DID IT

 

Welp. I just bought my first new brand new phone ever.

 

Weirdest merch ever

 

i am so bad at weed that i went to buy a new bowl last night amd only just learned its a bubbler

 

Does that not work?

 

these are incredible

 

I bet they are

 

sorry Sanch

 

There's candy in the house. So I've been chewing it, then spitting it into trash

 

it does, matter of fact it’s better. im just a total drugs normie and dont know things

fuckkk

 

this is the best thing I’ll read today.

Other than the marriage

 

I can only eat two of these at a time tho or risk instant death

 

It still counts even if you don't swallow

And yes that's what she said

 

Nahhhhhhhh, carbs are in trash

 

Two of those probably total the number of carbs I've eaten in two weeks.

 

yeah, if not way more lol

 

Today I've eaten a cup of shredded cheese, ranch dressing, almonds, chia seed, cinnamon.

 

I don't want to know what you dipped in ranch dressing

 

Carrots.

 

i choose to interpret this as all being in one gross cup

 

I might as well tbh.

 

alright which one of you did this.

Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night

 

Tonight I'm getting Chipotle, no rice. Just lettuce, meat, cheese, guac, sour cream. No beans either. Cries inside.