A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 1181

Amazing

 

The Rockets haven't ever won right? I'm gonna feel really shitty if I just told Dustin and Laura I hope they experience sorrow.

 

I guess it doesn't matter. Chris Paul is there now so they definitely aren't winning again.

 

I don't know why they describe coffee in terms like "dark roast" or "Colombia." They should advertise it like weed.

"This brew will make you an asshole."
"This one will make you have an existential crisis."
"This one will do nothing until you have two pots and then it will fucking eviscerate you you stupid idiot."

 

Its scaring me that my costume for tomorrow night hasn't shipped yet.

 

Was @dadbolt the maid of honor?

 

My streak of not attending weddings continues

 

I read this as steak at first

 

We're gonna throw them a reception, I need a bulk order of A1

 

@Laura @Fucking Dustin



TRANSLATION:

CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!

 

Congratulations Dustin and Laura, if the scraps of your relationship that we get to see are anything like the rest of it, you guys are an inspiration

 

i called in sick

 

if you’re about to act like Stranger Things withdrawal isn’t a real affliction, i will go full bob ducca on ya

 

I finally saw this last night. Felt like I had already seen half of it

 

I can't believe how long I was friends with someone who'd never seen it

 

Does anyone else here have oil heat in their house?

 

I wouldn't know I don't watch it

 

Thanks everyone, y’all are the greatest!

Time for the honeymoon now!

 

Where are y'all going?!

 

Whataburger

 

Propane

 

Good muthafuckin choice

 

And propane accessories

 

lol, the guy who is supposed to interview me is stuck in traffic