A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 1127

you misunderstand. that snippet is referring to waking up in a pile of hungover partygoers and you're unsure why the side of your pants are wet.

"wake up in the morning feeling like 'pee? did he?'"

 

Horny.

 

I want to say something about R Kelly but I don't know how to avoid making light of the fact that he's a sexual predator that should be in jail

 

this morning it meant waking up at 5:50 oddly refreshed because I fell asleep at like 8:45 and then having my first cup of coffee while sitting on heating pad like the ancient human I am

 

Is that you @Laura

 

it would explain a lot about your tastes in humans if Laura and I have that much in common

 

That really does describe almost every day of my life

 

I have no shame heating pads are wonderful

 

It's necessary to make up for my serial blanket stealing

 

Serial season 3 is about you stealing blankets

 

it’s really great for loosening the lower back up after sleeping.

 

Laura uses a heating pad because she












never meant to be so cold

 

LLLLLLOOKING BACK AT ME

 

I SEE THAT I NEVER GOT IT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

 

i never stopped to think of you!

 

reported

 

You woke up in the morning at about five fiddy

 

I always picture you as Leslie Knope because of your avatar haha. Then I think: oh wait, she ISN'T Leslie Knope. Then you say things like, "I have no shame heating pads are wonderful," and I can picture Leslie Knope saying that. Then I'm confused again.

 

I made myself late for lunch just to post that, entirely worth it

 

if you can't get on that butt rock mid 00s jam train you can hop off the trA1n

but also fuck the band train. not literally, ian.

 

it was five o clock in the mornin
and conversation got borin

and i'm suddenly aware how problematic that song is/was

 

Does it dim your satisfaction to know that the reference is lost on me

 

It somehow makes it better

 

You should just always picture me as Leslie Knope, problem solved!

 

at this point if you get a reference it's a surprise