A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 107

who in this thread is the teen couple that sneaks off to fornicate when things take a turn for the worse (not talkin' about "performance issues" either)?

 

Me

 

sorry you don't have a sex partner in this fictional scenario, but how can you love if you don't love yourself, right?

 

i like @SlappinCups a lot

 

Colby & his butter stash is the power couple our teen horror flick deserves

 

good call

we already know that he's definitely got a ButterLight

 

I like @dadbolt and the rest of this thread a lot

 

in the end only Colby and one stick of butter get away

 

i mean, there are probably people like in the technology forum right now, like wtf are you even doing

 

so only colby gets away

 

is this what i think it is...?

 

yes

 

dang the google image results for "butter that looks scared" are really disappointing

 

Do not Google image search Squirt Butter

 

this drunk guy in some dirty Hanes briefs on COPS just said "you're in your uniform, I'm in my goddamn underwear" to the cop and I fucking lost it

 

Umm, keep the butter away from your wife.

 

G$ was talking about shooting butter and I was trying to find an image of a Butter Spritzer.

 

But we're they his underwear?! Hmmm

 

that guy was fun to arrest

 

I googled it bc I aint no bitch and it's...squirtable butter.





LAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

When we watched Cops high, every single time we would start freaking ourselves out thinking about how freaky would it be if they came in behind us while we were sitting on the couch and we could see the back of our heads on the tv screen we were watching.

 

We used this a lot in my family, especially on corn on the cob

 

W33d is bad mkay. Lock 'er up Ian.