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Want another another good joke?

There's no point woo

 

My Dad always had the annoying old man jokes on deck....

"Why do farts stink, Josh? ........SO DEAF PEOPLE CAN ENJOY EM TOO! *kneeslaps*"

 

I can't see when my eyes are closed

 

On point

 

Want to hear a joke
Our president

 

your face
my love life
dadbolt

the list goes on

 

Guys none of these are funny and they're all sad

 

The only way to stop from crying is to laugh sometimes.

There's your daily sadboy outlook for ya.

 

I mean...

another joke is that

you thought we could be funny

zing

 

@Kingjohn_654

 

until you laugh so much you cry and then the cycle is destroyed in an implosion of feelings and decompartmentalization of feelings

 

Until you laugh at things so much people start thinking it's funny themselves you laughing at what hurts you and then you wanna throw them off a cliff for thinking its okay if they laugh at your pain lol. Thats why we end up with dudes like Cicero from Skyrim lol.












This is getting really dark and probably not helping @Kingjohn_654 at all lmao

 

my life and lack of ability to make and maintain lasting relationships with people i care about to the point where crippling depression and social anxiety have all but guaranteed that I am forced to live each day alone in a sad, dim 1 bedroom apartment where I sit in a single chair in my living room staring into the void of my darkest thoughts and playing out in my mind the many ways in which I have made terrible decisions that have hurt the ones closest to me until I fall asleep, which is the only reprieve of my miserable life I ever get but am always unaware of in a sort of twisted irony. And then I wake up and repeat the process all over again. ha. ha.



also boogers is a funny word

 

my life, bro. my life.

 

gold fucking star bro

 

There are very few jokes that are safe for work

 

agree and feel all this far too well.... I just wanna add...




Pants, said for no reason, is a word that will always make me laugh. Same with moist.

 

Going to Atlanta this weekend with the fam to do my sister and my joint birthday supper we do every year. Ready to eat a lot and relaxxxx.

 

P much, and if there is an atmosphere filled with joking at a job its usually cus people are all like minded/light hearted at least when it comes to humor.... cus eventually someones toes will be stamped on a lil. You can avoid all seemingly obvious offensive jokes and still catch someone with the wrong joke/wrong time.

 

I'm going to Atlanta this weekend, too. I'm gonna go see LCD Soundsystem there and I'm beyond excited.

 

Enjoy!

(is it bad the first word that stuck out to me in this post outside of Atlanta was joint? ._. lemme go back to the 420 thread lol)

 

Which is why you just make offensiveness part of your personality and they can just suck it up and deal bruh

 

Decided to spoil myself and ordered these.

A Japanese designer wants to make thong jeans happen

 

ha