A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 1024

"pretty good"

that's high praise coming from you

like a fucking 8 on pitchfork

 

what secrets does that lock hide, oh my.

 

I'm lying in bed, thinking about the spider I saw crawl underneath the picture frame hanging above my headrest three weeks ago.

 

he's gonna get you

 

I too am lying in bed thinking about the spider I killed in my room the other day and my brain keeps making me feel all itchy

 

nobody gets me..

hehehhh.

 

I removed any superfluous information in this comment. Your brain makes you feel everything you've ever felt. Also, grammatically incorrect sentences are supposed to be funny so that's a bonus.

 

Fuck spiders!

 

Lol but what I mean it that my brain is being a tricksy little hobbit making me thinks there be spiders

 

kinkshaming u

 

This is flattering. I’m also a former English major though...

 

Did your degree get revoked?

 

$1.2M in stolen fajitas prompts employee's arrest at Texas juvenile center

 

Nope. Still got it. Retired English major? My brain and words are ironically not working at the moment.

 

Ha. Me same.

 

“Why didn’t I get a STEM degree: the life of a broke English major—A Memoir”

Instant bestseller for a select group of people.

 

If everyone gets a stem degree that will become worthless too

 

Yeah but I could’ve been in on that ground floor making bank

 

But you'd probably still be miserable just with more money, sorry it just makes me really mad when Reddit acts like it's stem or bust and I think people should still have dreams even if life is unfair

 

Ah the ole STEM degree.


I have no idea what that is

 

Science
Technology
Engineering
Mathematics

 

Absolutely. I just managed to choose a pretty petty paying dream so I get salty about it sometimes, then return to it once I’m done huffing.

Am I smart enough for a stem field job? Absolutely. Did I have zero desire to pursue any of them? Absolutely.

It also really pisses me off when people assume I didn’t get one of those degrees because I’m not smart enough. Sorry, folks. Ain’t having that one.

 

Is that similar to like general studies or general business? I've honestly never heard of that or know what it'd entail or even how it would be applied

 

it would be a degree in one of the fields listed. acronyms baby.

 

Business degrees (usually going on to an MBA) would be the fifth “stem” degree.

But otherwise, what Derek said.