A1-8s and Bad Steaks [Archived] • Page 1022

We don't have that kind of time John.

 

Just created this asshole.

 

*Hug*

 

Does anyone here plan on being rich someday and conducting an A1 bbq? I’m an English major so I’m out of the running.

 

Yes.

 

tantra dude

 

Wut dat

 

What is Tantric sex? How to enjoy Tantric sex with your partner

 

This is what that line in "one week" is about??

 

lol what is the line?

 

One Week is one of the best karaoke songs ever

 

like Sting I'm tantric
like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
like Kurosawa I make mad films
okay I don't make films
but if I did they'd have a Samurai

 

Is it bad I spend my nights listening to 90’s music and think hard about my past?

 

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic
Like Sting I'm Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy


More about Sting and tantric sex:
Sting Talks 7-Hour Tantic Sex With Trudie Styler

 

lol sting is a big tantra guy

every breath you take amirite

 

This assumes I have a partner

 

also:

iiiiiittt's been

 

The Tantric Practice Of Sacred Masturbation + How To Have An Orgasm Anytime, Anywhere

lol

 

ok i'm getting weirded out by my own posts goodnight you beautiful people

 

Fuckin lol. Okay no joke I once almost o’ed without touching myself at all but I was unaware this was like a thing. Tryna keep this PG over here, Slap

 

Every Breath You Take is about Sting stalking his ex wife

 

yeah def a weird song

 

Holy shit. I feel like such an idiot. I spent hours today trying to find all the information for my study guide and it turns out one of the nerds in my class emailed a version of it out with all the answers plus additional information

 

I take it back. Ian is mysterious but I don’t know nothin bout @SlappinCups

 

lmao if you think i know anything about tantra you are dead wrong. i actually heard sting talk about its energy ways in an interview or something