2024 UFL Season Thread

Kickoff on March 30th lfg babyyyyy

 

Fuck off

 

ok

 

Do you have a gambling problem, by chance?

 

No, but I am in the negative when I seldom open up my FanDuel account

 

UFL deez

or something

 

Deez what?

 

flapjacks

 

Players I'm Interested in Watching:

Rooting Interest Rank:

1. Memphis
2. Birmingham
3. DC
4. Arlington
5. Houston
6. San Antonio
7. St. Louis
8. Michigan

 

Elf get help

 

Hmm... maybe I'll root by my proximity.

Arlington 1,598 miles
St Louis 1,619 miles
San Antonio 1,651 miles
Memphis 1,822 miles
Houston 1,844 miles
Michigan 1,959 miles
Birmingham 2,122 miles
D.C. 2,375 miles

I can appreciate the whole saving money on travel thing, but goddamn none of these teams are even remotely near me.

 

Indigo, welcome to the thread

 

UFL dawg list gonna go crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

The UFL | UFL Rosters

 

gonna go through these rosters and see if there's anyone notable

 

Vic “Arlington Renegades” Beasley

 

Arlington:
Vic Beasley

Birmingham:
Chris Blewitt
Adrian Martinez
Bo Scarbrough
Jace Sternberger (I think this guy's dad recently got in trouble for rampant hazing at the OK high school he coaches)
Scooby wright

DC:
Pooka Williams

Houston:
Reuben Foster
Reid Sinnett

Memphis:
Kennedy Brooks
Case Cookus

Michigan:
Danny Etling
Kai & Samson Nacua (I can only assume they're related to Puka)
EJ Perry
Breeland Speaks

San Antonio:
Matt Ammendola
Cody Latimer
Teez Tabor
Brad Wing

St. Louis:
AJ McCarron

 

this is horrible

 

No one said it was supposed to be good Josh

 

If any of these players were good, they would be playing in the NFL

 

Go panthers

 

Joe, welcome to the thread