The Random Thoughts Thread

have a thought that doesn’t really fit anywhere else but that you’d like to post? this is the place

 

I shaved today

I left myself a mustache. I’ve never had a mustache before so idk how I feel about it

 

sometimes I feel like I wake up with more rheum (the nasty eye boogers you get every morning) than the average person does but then I think that can’t be true. then I convince myself it is in fact true. rinse and repeat, what fun

 

I really wanna steak right now

 

I hope Josh enjoyed his Qdoba today

 

Hair looks weird after taking off a headset

 

I never really got into Pokémon but I’ve always been a big fan of Squirtle

 

he just always seemed like such a cool dude

like someone you’d wanna have a beer with

 

I ate way too much and didn’t do any work for like an hour and a half, it was great

 

nice

what’d you have?

 

Brisket quesadilla and a mountain of chips & queso

 

damn I’m jelly

 

I wish Qdoba had done better in North Florida. I think there’s one in Orlando but none even remotely close to me

I blame Chipotle

 

What did you get to drink?

 

More people should have one tbh

 

I’m coming around to it

 

I had a bottled water at work!

 

My wife placed an order from Kroger for me to pick up. She said we don’t have food, I said we have nectarines you just bought for us. She said they’re just for me cause she doesn’t like eating oranges. She…thought they’re “tangerines”. Now I’m making her try a nectarine later.

 

Not me, it never works

 

you’re just too handsome for one

 

I've had one for a while now. Took me a little time to get used to it, but now I can't imagine not having one.

 

Would be handsomer with one…

 

can’t have it all

 

I can and I will dammnit