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Greatest Simpson Character (Elite 8): Lionel Hutz (47) vs. Moe (7)

Discussion in 'Entertainment Forum' started by Morrissey, Apr 3, 2022.

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Which character moves on?

Poll closed Apr 6, 2022.
  1. Hutz

    45.9%
  2. Moe

    54.1%
  1. Morrissey

    Trusted

    Two of the biggest scoundrels in Springfield. Who do you pick?
     
  2. JRGComedy

    Trusted Supporter

    What the fuck why does this site love Lionel Hutz so much
     
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  3. Penlab

    Trusted Supporter

    Because he's a great character? Why is this a mystery?
     
  4. JRGComedy

    Trusted Supporter

    I guess for me it's because of his brevity. Moe has so many more moments
     
  5. Penlab

    Trusted Supporter

    I mean, he was around up through Season 9. So the entire run of the show, really.
     
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  6. OhTheWater

    Let it run Supporter

    "This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says guilty! And guilty is spelt wrong!"
     
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  7. I Am Mick

    @gravebug Prestigious

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  8. phaynes12

    https://expertfrowner.bandcamp.com/ Prestigious

    it's time for the Hutz run to end

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  9. Penlab

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  10. BenSmith94

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  11. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    I'm rooting for Hutz at this point
     
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  12. flask

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    There’s a gag I love where there’s a huge brawl at a baseball game and Moe ends up paired with Drederick Tatum.
     
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  13. Sean Murphy

    Prestigious Supporter

    Hutz should have been gone long ago.
     
  14. Penlab

    Trusted Supporter

    Because he's a funny character and we're trying to weed all them all out?
     
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  15. Sean Murphy

    Prestigious Supporter

    the simpsons has all funny characters. being a funny character on the simpsons isn't much of an accomplishment.
     
  16. Penlab

    Trusted Supporter

    I'd say it gets harder as time goes on. That's why Hutz is so great. He'll remain forever pure.
     
  17. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

    Do I create new accounts just to push Lionel through...
     
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  18. incognitojones

    Some Freak Supporter

    Didn’t know this was going on but I’m fully on team Hutz, he’s a perfect character. No one in comedy history has a higher hit rate on jokes. He’s only drinking in the morning because he hasn’t slept in days!
     
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  19. Morrissey

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    What can we offer one of the Moe voters to flip?
     
  20. incognitojones

    Some Freak Supporter

    Smoking monkey
     
  21. I Am Mick

    @gravebug Prestigious

    I love Hutz, but it’s gotta be Moe
     
  22. Penlab

    Trusted Supporter

    Does it though?
     
  23. phaynes12

    https://expertfrowner.bandcamp.com/ Prestigious

    yes
     
  24. incognitojones

    Some Freak Supporter

    He got to keep the bird cage, I don’t know what more to say. Where’s the bracket for this so I can be mad at stuff I missed
     
  25. Morrissey

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    @phaynes12 I will send you a Scorsese-signed Blu-Ray of The Color of Money if you change your vote. @SpyKi I will stop making fun of Nicolas Winding Refn if you change your vote.