Greatest Simpson Character: Barney (23) vs. Kirk Van Houten (42)

or...

 

A lot of people here (including myself) are going to end up like one of these two.

 

I chose Barney but I don't blame people if they choose Kirk.

"Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know."

 

i already am kirk

 

This has been the hardest choice yet.

 

Oh no way Kirk can lose! Barney's a one trick pony.

Kirk's got a race car bed, can draw dignity better than his wife thinks, and is a top man at a cracker factory. Until he got fired, and just like that 20 years and good luck.

 

God, that was tough. Went Kirk.

That un-aired scene about his severance package is the great lost Simpsons quote :(

 

i remember being surprised to learn that kirk and luann evidently got back together in one of the 2000s seasons

 

The episode where Kirk and Luann get divorced is one of the all-time best

 

lol

 

i mean i wasn’t like factoring that into what i’d vote for. but i guess i support not acknowledging anything past behind the laughter

 

Damn this is tough one

 

IT'S A DOOR. USE IT!

 

Little Orphan Millie is one of the better post-classic episodes

 

Barney has some good moments but i think im going Kirk here

 

Gotta be Kirk

 

This is a travesty. Another city getting torched to the ground i see

 

Barney gets my vote cause of Road Rage

 

i don't recall saying good luck

 

I get that Barney is sort of one note, but I watched this episode recently and cracked up.