Would You Rather? (9)

would you rather always have coffee breath or fart every fifteen seconds?

 

I do both all the time

 

coffee breath forever

 

farting is no biggie to me, always having coffee breath seems mad unattractive to everyone you meet

a lil fart could come from anywhere, coffee breath, you know where that's from

 

Coffee breath.

 

I just think like, coffee is a force of having to work under capitalism and having coffee breath is a symbol of the workforce drowning and the owner of coffee breath is not the one who should be ashamed for it

 

I choose farts because who knows, these might not be stinkers

 

Yea i choose farts

 

@RyanRyan the gas master please weigh in

 

I mean that’s just my life. I can’t drink coffee cos it makes me hallucinate. But gf has coffee breath a lot and I love it so hot damn it be a toughie. Farting every fifteen seconds isn’t satisfying. When it’s that often there’s no relief. It’s just ooo hehe ooo hehe then oh. Oh. Oh. It’d probably make me laugh a lot but I’m sure my social life would die. Coffee breath can be cured by mints anyway. Farts...not so much

 

what part of always don't you get, Ryan?

 

Wow first name usage he’s angry at me folks

 

I just hate making these and then there's always someone that's like "I can bypass such and such by doing this" and it's like no, that's not the question being posed. YOU ALWAYS HAVE COFFEE BREATH. YOU ALWAYS HAVE AN ITCHY ASSHOLE. YOU ALWAYS HAVE DIARRHEA. no getting out of it, folks. these are the scenarios

 

make the joker/NF one.

 

I pretty much already always have coffee breath between the hours of 8:30 am and, like, dinner time, so no-brainer for me

 

I can bypass

 

But no no erm. Coffee breath isn’t that bad to me when you consider the alternative.

 

don't you fart every 15 seconds already tho?

 

Farts are hilarious but every 15 seconds would just ruin everything. All your relationships would be strained from the annoyance that you can’t go a couple sentences without tooting, and you’d forever be known as THAT.

 

Depends on the day hahaha

 

I wouldn’t want my social life to revolve around it let’s say. Even though it apparently does here

 

Not every fart smells or makes noise so I’d definitely choose farting over coffee breath. I don’t drink coffee so when I smell coffee breath on others it’s gag city

 

But most will. And you’ll be so accustomed to your farts you won’t smell it. But they will. Your house would STINK. Nobody would want to sit with you in fear of guaranteed crop dusting. And everyone around you will know you as the smelly fart person. I think it’s pretty difficult to consistently, ever fifteen seconds a day, fart and maintain secrecy about that. Like whether it’s a face twitch, you lean to the side, you smirk, you pause conversation - it’d be obvious and distracting hahah.

 

Coffee breath is one thing but that varies with person and intensity. My gf drinks a lot of coffee and I love the smell on her. It’s never been a bad breath smell as such.

Morning breath I’d be more bothered about. Every morning I climb out of bed early to brush my teeth and use mouthwash so she’ll never have to deal with it.