Would You Rather? (7)

would you rather walk everywhere you go or always have an itchy asshole?

 

credit to @mad for helping me with these

 

I'd like to think that if you had an itchy asshole all the time, you'd get used to it, but I think you'd sooner get used to walking everywhere. Although you could never really travel very far, but I guess people could come to you.

 

give me the itchy asshole. I want to travel and there's ointments.

 

Can I use a cream to treat my itchy asshole

 

Heavy, I hope.

 

Always looking to reduce my carbon footprint

 

nope

 

I really need incite into the mechanisms that are enforcing these decisions

 

*insight

 

I think as convenient as walking everywhere would be I have to pick up my kids an hour drive away sometimes and visit family 3 hours away sometimes so yeah I'll deal with the itchy asshole

 

I walk to most places anyway lol

 

I think the people picking that option would beg for an itchy asshole after about day 1

 

Austin's really walkable and there are so many different delivery options out there for like groceries and stuff, I think walking everywhere is doable if you're staying in the same city all the time. But yeah pretty much no one does that

 

Realistically I could get most of the stuff I need delivered to my door and wouldn’t have to go to far for medical care...does picking this scenario prevent me from ever having an itchy asshole?

 

You're vastly underestimating the amount of hermits here

 

I work too far to be able to walk, I wouldn't be able to live a life if I didn't have a decent paying job

 

guess it depends on how well you wipe

 

Same

 

You think it’s a quality of the wipe as opposed to like force or pressure or duration maybe? Just wondering

 

itch ass. I live in winnipeg.

 

I'm not a doctor. ask @Mr. Serotonin

 

I work a 30 minute walk away from home so lol

 

trying to get all these on Jason's newsletter

 

I love itchin my butthole