Would You Rather? (3)

would you rather have to wipe every poop with your hands only or you can never use a sponge, rag, mop or any sort of cleaning tool and you must instead use your tongue to clean yourself?

 

How is it possible to use your tongue to clean yourself

 

gotta get into yoga, I'd imagine

 

the question really becomes would you rather be able to clean only a modicum of your body or wipe shit with your hands every time you have to go?

 

we'll do 3 more of these next week

think I'll come up with half of every question and @mad seems to be rather good at the other part so if it ain't broke, don't fix it

 

my thoughts were moreso that you'd have to use your tongue for all household cleaning but cleaning yourself cat style is a fun option too

 

clearly wiping with your hand is the correct answer. sure it would suck, but you could then just go wash your hands

 

wat

 

try to keep up, Henry

 

right there with you

 

besides, does "never use any cleaning tool but instead use your tongue to clean yourself" include toilet paper/wiping?

 

hmm...I'd say you're at least afforded the luxury of toilet paper

 

lmao

 

so wipe every shit with your hands or use your tongue to clean yourself but still be able to wipe your ass, basically

 

anyone who voted for the second option is a shiteater

 

Anyone ever seen the movie, Barry Munday?

Judy Greer's character is constantly calling Barry a shiteater in it and that's all I can think of every time I hear the word shiteater.

 

you just gave me an idea for one of next week's polls

 

would you rather eat one piece of shit a year (you can cook and garnish it any way you'd like) or...

can't wait

 

weird flex jorb

 

poop hands

 

drink one quart of urine

 

I like it

 

urine. no contest.