would you rather have to wipe every poop with your hands only or you can never use a sponge, rag, mop or any sort of cleaning tool and you must instead use your tongue to clean yourself?
the question really becomes would you rather be able to clean only a modicum of your body or wipe shit with your hands every time you have to go?
we'll do 3 more of these next week think I'll come up with half of every question and @mad seems to be rather good at the other part so if it ain't broke, don't fix it
my thoughts were moreso that you'd have to use your tongue for all household cleaning but cleaning yourself cat style is a fun option too
clearly wiping with your hand is the correct answer. sure it would suck, but you could then just go wash your hands
besides, does "never use any cleaning tool but instead use your tongue to clean yourself" include toilet paper/wiping?
so wipe every shit with your hands or use your tongue to clean yourself but still be able to wipe your ass, basically
Anyone ever seen the movie, Barry Munday? Judy Greer's character is constantly calling Barry a shiteater in it and that's all I can think of every time I hear the word shiteater.
would you rather eat one piece of shit a year (you can cook and garnish it any way you'd like) or... can't wait