The Peanut Butter Wars

which of the following makes the best peanut butter in your opinion?

 

Jif

 

it probably is yeah

 

Jif

 

I voted Skippy. I like it

 

voted for jif because it's the only name there that sounds like it could be a euphemism for cum

 

idec if Jif wins in a landslide

it’s number one for a reason

 

This is the only peanut butter I buy anymore because it’s amazing so I abstain from voting in this sham election

 

there’s always one...

 

Choosy moms choose jif

 

And it’s always @Anthony_

 

Jif, out of the options.

 

For the most part it doesn’t really matter but Peter Pan is the one option that’s actually incorrect

 

Jif peter pan Skippy are all great choices.

I usually just buy what's cheapest out of those brands.

 

The correct answer is peanut butter.

 

I prefer my peanut butter organic and free range.

 

Skippy.

Better question is smooth or crunchy.

 

it's very important for those peanuts to be able to run free and not be trapped in cages

 

Smooth.

 

I’m Canadian so I buy kraft

 

When I was a kid I’d beg for this shit all the time and never get it

 

I'm intrigued and slightly horrified by this.

 

probably for the best

 

Yeah i remember begging for that stuff too but them when I got older I bought it for myself and I didn't like it. On my sandwich I want cold jelly and room temp peanut butter seems to taste better that way.