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I did. It was thrown out almost immediately. My dumb friend (who deserved punishment anyway) just paid his because he didn't want to deal with it.

 

Hahaha. I've done this... or maybe it was a bottle rocket.

This was such a little thing though. It was literally a 2 cent pop thing for kids. Far from a roman candle. Cops were not having it though.

 

One time we were parked smoking in the car, I had been drinking (I know, don't drink and drive kids), we had a big ass Igloo cooler in the backseat, full of ice, full beers, lots of empty beer cans... The whole backseat was wet from melted ice. Cops rolled up on us. My car was searched and impounded. We were taken to jail for possession of marijuana. No mention of alcohol at all.

When I got my car out of the impound, the cooler, the empty cans, the full beers, all still there.


edit: this was a long time ago. I have grown up and starting making better decisions.

 

Hahah it was funny cause after like the 4th shot, it was like...alright, is this thing gonna stop?

 

Hahaha. That's always the thing with roman candles. How many shots did it say this was again?

 

I smoke in my car all the time but stick to the one hitter/dugout setup. worst case throw the thing out the window, its a tiny brown box that holds like a quarter of a gram.

 

Man, I forget how fast I go through these damn oil tanks. I got 2 on Saturday and I have like a quarter of a tank left. At least it cut me back on how much dry herb I've been vaping lol.

 

yeahhh i brought about 1.5 oil tanks up to school from home and have blown through basically all of it in the like 2 weeks since i've been back lol

 

Haha yeahh they're just too convenient. I think the tanks I used to get had closer to a gram in them, and these only have .5 so that'd explain it lol

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I think I'm also just too impatient to wait for the high to creep in so I just rip through 6-10 hits instead of like, 2.

 

Wait what is this?

 

A one hitter is a metal piece that looks like a cigarette. It let's in a pinch of bud, enough for one or two hits. The dugout is a spring loaded carrying case to pop the one hitter out for you, and there's a side compartment to store your ground bud for you to just pack the onehitter down into. I've never owned one but they're definitely pretty cool :)

 

Gotta look into that for sure

 

So much this. To the point where they aren’t even worth it for me, way too convenient.

 

That sounds so convenient, I want one now

 

Good news: my bong arrived today

Bad news: I had no weed bc my dealer didn't respond the night before when I wanted to pick up, I'm at my parents for the weekend so I couldnt use it anyway, and most importantly I have no weed

I hope all of this is corrected Sunday night. I'm also really intimidated by it cause it's kind of fancy

 

If it’s “fancy”, you’re gonna love it

 

That's the hope. It's weird bc I put in water through where the bowl goes but not a lot of water goes in there to begin with and I've never utilized a bong that needed such little water before. It's making me second guess whether or not I'm doing it right haha. Also the water gets trapped in each section that there's a percolator so I'm like ???? There will be water here forever?? This makes it sound like I'm stressing about it more than I am though, I'm actually so excited lol

 

there's supposed to be water where there are perculators lol but when you dump it upside down it all dumps out. or when you blow through the bong, it goes out.

 

my dispensary internship starts Monday, officially. woooo getting paid to write about weed

 

Oh hm, I dumped it upside down and it kind of just stayed there, but I'll def try blowing it when I get back to my place tomorrow

 

My dealer shared his blunt and talked about star wars with me today when I picked up and I really think that means he's accepted me as a regular nuisance

 

There should be water just barely covering all of the holes in the bottom of each perculator. You want all of those holes to create bubbles, thereby filtering the smoke more and more, making the hit smoother. Look at some youtube videos if you need help on making sure you fill it with water correctly. It'll definitely make a difference if you fill it correctly or not. Have fun!

 

I need to find a way to work at this place full time. everyone was super nice too

 

Things to note: I let my friend have the first rip, and we got so much mileage out of so little. Like, I didn't even light it more than once, just had what my friend left behind and I was satisfied with just that. Didn't use ice and it was still smooth af. I slept like a baby and feel entirely rested even though I only slept like six hours which isn't usually enough. I love my bong.


I got some Scoobies in it though and it took me a bit to get them all (mostly) out though lol

 

Also can I just say I'm astounded by the depths of my own gluttony