2026-2027 NFL Season: Hoagie's Choice • Page 995

checkmate

 

take your christian rock and fuck off

 

Jesus and I checkmated Murph and now he's BIG mad

 

You and Jesus tag team often?

 

everyday except Sunday

 

One night I dreamed I was posting along with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footsteps in my posts.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my posting,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat, or awful posting,
I could see only one set of footprints.

So I said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would post with me always.
But I have noticed that during
the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one
set of footprints in my posts.
Why, when I needed you most,
you have not posted for me?”

The Lord replied,
“The times when you have
seen only one set of footprints,
is when I carried your weak ass fucking posts.”

 

BIG mad

 

oh he is cryyying

 

Stop using AI for stupid shit

 

simply know religious poems you fucking HACK

 

When you think about it the Ten Commandments were like the first post

It makes sense my first posts were bad too

 

That's why I listen to Terrian

 

Really rough stretch for bad posting, would hate to be murph right now

 

god made dirt and dirt don't hurt

 

dirts gonna hurt when i pack it in a pillowcase and wallop your candy ass

 

*nadine’s Candy ass

 

I made a post with that "poem" murph is talking about years ago but I won't post it cause Josh will get mad.

 

NADINE????????????????????

 

Sure man

 

Some posts happening today lol

 

is this your best spiff impression

 

We don’t say her name anymore duh

 

It's flooding outside, drowning in my car because Sean said it was sunny actually