2026-2027 NFL Season: Hoagie's Choice • Page 994

Ehhhhh thats not true at all

 

Honestly Pat's increased productivity is a surprise to me, as I was fully supportive of him wiggling his mouse to himself, so I've just been kinda going with it lol

 

Turns out my boredom does know an end

 

At home or at the gym or at a restaurant or at da movies I can distract myself if they’re going to trap me in these windowless rooms I kind of don’t have an option other than to be productive unfortunately

 

My boss did say “awesome job with those closures today, you rock!!!” in teams and I just thumbs up reacted to it

 

But when I update my resume next I will be including "Managed Phaynes12 to increase productivity gains and achieve higher day-to-day efficiency."

 

Ugh the "You Rock!!!" is so gross. Shut up, your employees rock beforehand too or else you woulda fired them idiot

 

do NOT read if you are easily offended


Im not a big fan of his voice

 

you cannot claim my work gains just as you cannot claim my gym gains, David

 

Pat is letting the giant woke corporation win

 

more like Woke Fargo

 

Tomorrow I will win while my mouse sits on a trackpad all day long and I go to the gym and get a haircut and go out to eat and work on the album and don’t complete a single case

 

@wokefargo

 

When does this bit end?

 

When will your youthful energy return?

 

Pat's boss inspiring so much productivity that Pat finishes the album, truly a win for the Teams policy

 

Terrian album release party

 

maybe randall should work for wells fargo

 

Knock it off troll

 

TERRIAN

 

I'm just being positive, You Rock!!!

 

Mama flood has his readers

 

Randall 1 week into his job explaining to us how banks work

"They even have these cool tubes outside, real Baltimore style innovation"

 

its the only way she can keep him from getting behind the wheel