2025 MLB Season Baseball • Page 108

desperate times desperate measures etc etc

 

murph i'll take you to the tire store in my subaru

 

well

that's not what happened!!!

 

not tryna buy new tires right now!!!!!

 

shea you wanna race for pink slips in tennessee

 

sometimes umpires see like a phantom twitch by the pitcher after they come set and call a balk based off that, which always sucks

what did happen?

 

my car sounds like a plane taking off trying to enter the highway no thank you

 

fairuza balk was a bad egg and was sent down the goose chute in willy wonka’s factory

 

once.

...i think

 

don't forget The Craft

 

it looked like estevez just turned his head to look at 2nd then went right into his pitch. the ump stood up and was waving it off before he even released the ball.

 

Nonsense call

 

classic balk

 

i mean he got out of it with bases loaded and no one out but still

 

yeah that’s crazy

 

this is the latest i've been at the office in awhile lmao

 

what do you even do

 

post

 

i think i've left before 745 maybe twice in the last 12-14 days

 

josh has one of those fake "schedule teams of guys to work on facilities around the country" kinda jobs

 

oh yeah just one of those super common jobs

 

did you get that new role

 

Josh builds the loves dog shitter parks

 

well

not me personally, no

 

basically but the person i would be replacing doesn't retire until october. gotta train my replacement when they're chosen, then train with the outgoing guy but my boss doesn't really have a time frame figured out yet.