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2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 885

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by Melody Bot, Jul 19, 2025.

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  1. Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    my landlord takes care of plumbing issues
     
  2. Donnie Ruth

    Prestigious Supporter

    Did not match any number on the powerball. Hmmmm thought it was my week
     
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  3. Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    i forgot to buy tickets so i am glad to see nobody won
     
  4. GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    big same
     
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  5. GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    Security line needs to hurry up I need my 8 am beer
     
  6. JoshIsMediocre

    aka Comrade Josh Supporter

    not gonna get any sympathy from me man
     
  7. Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    simply be an elite traveler and have tsa pre or clear
     
  8. MidDave Sep 2, 2025
    (Last edited: Sep 2, 2025)
    MidDave

    Someone hired me. Supporter

    If I won the powerball I’d throw the regular posters here $10,000 so you should all be rooting for me
     
  9. GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    I literally do you fucking turd sniffer
     
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  10. Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    lmao sucks man
     
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  11. GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    Dudes so mad his wife won’t let him spend money he turned into a hater
     
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  12. MidDave

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    For the record in case it comes up, I would include squall despite him never actually posting.
     
  13. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Moderator

    Every time someone in the MLB thread compliments a player that isn't a certain right fielder in pinstripes, or posts about a different player's accomplishment, I take a deep breath and anticipate the fallout

    Shout out to Sean for his act of bravery this morning
     
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  14. Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    daves gonna win a cash lump sum of $589m and give away less than $1m in total to his pals

    selfish ass
     
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  15. MidDave

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    Grimace gets Sean’s 10k.
     
  16. Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    grim we gotta talk
     
  17. MidDave

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    Grim if you talk to Sean, Grant will get yours and Sean’s 10k.
     
  18. Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    grim we gotta talk to grant
     
  19. MidDave

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    Alright I tried being nice. No money for anyone now. Keeping it all and buying a yacht.
     
  20. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Moderator

    I did nothing wrong
     
  21. MidDave

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    You’re already rich.
     
  22. GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    Actually blocking you and grim in the chat now
     
  23. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Moderator

    Rich in friends yes
     
  24. GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    Dave shrek is the best animated film I’ve ever seen
     
  25. Fucking Dustin

    Tell me what I missed Moderator

    I also know where Dave lives and can make an arrangement if we can't come to an agreement
     
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