2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 883

fellas you letting mike do your sub his way???

 

I let him fuck my shit UP

 

yes sir

 

absolutely not. sandwich terrorism. cold cut 9/11.

 

I don’t like my sandwiches to be a wet mess. I just go with the relish.

 

nothin wrong with a wet mess

 

If I'm being honest, I'm just a lettuce, tomato, and (sauce/condiment) guy. Onions on a sandwich stink.

 

Good

 

Ordering Chinese food for dinner, something which I don’t think my wife and I have ever done since we moved in together

 

Sean is so excited to quote this

 

I heard that in China they call it I don’t give a fuck we got pork fried rice, general gua chicken, spare ribs, goons, chicken fingers and I’m feeling ready

 

Goons????

 

I like Peking duck

 

Everybody post up. Im gonna rank your kids

 

My wife loves dem crab Rangoons gotta let her have some fun

 

You know in Peking they just call it 北京填鴨

 

Oh crab Rangoon I gotcha

 

To me that’s preposterous

 

Every single person I know loves crab Rangoons and I’m the only person who doesn’t care for them

 

I’ve never eaten it

 

Buff Chick Rangoons are a top tier food for me

 

You have my attention

 

Twins lost but I had 2 bratwursts so who’s complaining