2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 79

(Flood has dementia)

 

It's a LITTLE funny

 

Coward

 

WOW

 

someones final thoughts were happy that they didnt get charged for their bloody mary

 

who's flood?

 

Think it was Mary's husband?

 

mama

 

I'M SORRY

 

Some kid wants a Coke from the airport before they board and their parents are like "you can have one when they give out snacks!" and then 9/11 happens and the kid is just sitting there like "this is scary but also I really wish I got my Coke"

 

Mark

 

Last 2 times I flew I didn’t get charged for my beer. It’s because people like me.

 

I feel bad about that last one

 

I blame the thread. I'm going back to work now

 

I’m drinking my second Coke Zero of the day. Getting a little wild over here.

 

I just cracked open a cold one

 

morgue thing?

 

Kids these days don't wanna work, just own a shovel

 

the Busta Rhymes sample on Big Poe gets my booty movin

 

Speaking of which one of my kids repeated a "meme" he heard in school about how "people are afraid of job applications because they love unemployment" and I had to be like that is really stupid and an alt-right talking point and educate them on how poverty works and THAT was fun

 

Same

 

Like seriously it's terrifying out there what these kids are consuming

 

Marriage and divorce certificates are handled by the county, not the city. Don’t worry that’s a common mistake by idiots who don’t know how to google things.