2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 499

dylan is absolutely more leslie, he might even ben wyatt when we're introduced to him.

 

If he goes on runs does that make him Chris

 

Deflecting his responsibilities to others and also jogging on purpose

 

Make taco meat (turkey version)

 

Excuse me I am Ben Wyatt

 

just had some kimchi

 

maybe youre the ben wyatt they wrote him to be when they realized he was gonna be a show regular

not mean ben from end of S2

 

Yeah you just have one

 

Gottem

 

you know dyl does give off this exact vibe

 

i dont get it elf

 

We already know Josh is Jerry cuz that's how the Losh thing started

 

is the insult that i dont have more than 1 apartment

 

Making bbq chicken tacos with roasted potatoes

 

I don’t have time to deal with everyone’s nonsense today

 

taco meat (chicken version)

 

Leftover homemade enchiladas tonight

 

Another interview on Thursday with my former company. Hope it’s just a formality and I can get the offer.

 

I'm on a call with someone who won't hang up

 

"Waaaah they talked about Weezer" and then we fixed it and still not good enough for precious Dylan

 

My sister’s dog had to be put down today and I wanted to share our conversation we just had with y’all

 

I messaged Laura to tell her that it happened and she responded "your son is at wave 59 on his Brotato run"

 

Brotato was Murph’s nickname in college

 

That is a sick Brotato run

 

Yeah my record is 50 so he really went off