2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 475

“sorry guy but I’m built different”

 

Anyone want my 15% off guitar center coupon? Expires 8/18

 

everyone at home depot's talking about what a kind and caring soul Grant is

 

Grant finding an employee to help at Home Depot seems unbelievable

 

there's always a couple standing around

 

not my home depot

 

not at my Home Depot

 

nobody at my home depot gives a shit about grant

 

I def had an AIM girlfriend in 8th grade who I never actually met in person because I was too chickenshit lol

worked out okay though

 

I’m a Lowes type of guy

 

same

 

Lmaooo Lowe’s sucks

 

Dumb vest wearing mfers

 

It’s very much a bro show for bros

I don’t at all mean this in an endearing way

 

There is a restaurant near me called Shrimp Hut that sells wings - what’s my best possible outcome here?

 

2 hours in the bathroom

 

True - I am gonna get shrimp and wings

 

jorge posada has ruined the name jorge for me. you know how many times i see dudes are named jorge and i say jorge like posada and theyre like no its jorge (pronounced like george).

fucking cant stand this shit.

 

How many Jorges you running into?

 

Nice - they actually have a shrimp and wings combo meal

 

One of my employees is a Jorge (like Posada)

he is from Puerto Rico

 

a few!!!!!!!!!!!! it literally just happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My buddy wants to see camp trash and worst party ever tonight but I don’t feel like going. Just to keep everyone up to date with what I have going on.