2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 417

lmaoo

 

Can you get Icelandic hot dogs in Nebraska

 

Been there

 

Just had a phone interview now I am moving onto the next portion of my afternoon and taking a murph

 

errbody trying to get new jobs and im just here selling toilet seats day in and day out

 

sorry we arent settling

 

You are living the Iowa dream flood

 

getting new siding on the house today. currently:




unfortunately while they were tearing the old panels off they fucked up my fiber optic line so no wifi at the moment lol

 

based on the pic this looks like new fronting

 

Just read Pat's second riff magazine. He got this one correct as well! Almost unbelievable.

As someone who LOVED the Lou Diamond Phillips vehicle, La Bamba as a kid, I'm very happy about this

 

Cool porch

 

You and Pat must love living so close to your neighbors

 

that's what happens sometimes when you live in a city

 

we dont have those in Iowa

 

I know.

 

Flood probably can't even see his neighbors

 

you'll have to be way more specific when you say this

 

My house is a normal distance to my neighbors but I still put up a 7 foot fence because why not

 

I wish

 

I’m not sure I gotta ask

 

If someone tries to murder Drew or Pat, they won't get away with it.

When Mama Flood gets sick of his shit, no one will hear him scream. It'll be months before anyone knows about it

 

Idk, i personally don't stay up all night having night terrors about interacting with my neighbors. Maybe #BuiltDifferent?

 

Dense housing is a good thing!