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sick of your shit man

 

I ordered them at the doctor’s office I don’t know what you want from me

 

I think @imthegrimace buddy Jeff

 

I wanted to punch this guy driving home because he aggressively waved me on when I knew it was my turn and couldn’t turn yet because I would have ran into the truck that was driving by me. Worst road rage I’ve had in a while.

 

Did you turn big and purple and start smashing things?

 

I was having road frustration earlier today too. People were going horse and buggy speeds when the light turned for no reason, over and over again at every intersection lol

wouldnt call it road RAGE cause rage is a much higher level of anger but I had to drive around a few slow mfs and gave like two of them the “what the fuck are you doing” glare as I drove by lol

 

And there was also a truck that did not understand their truck isn’t bigger than the lane and literally driving in the middle / on top of the double yellow lines when there was easily space for, idk, like a Harley Davidson wide ass motorcycle to pass him on the right between the truck and the parked cars

Idk how someone gets a license to drive a cargo truck if they are that clueless about how much space they have on the side of the truck. That’s like if I passed my Somm exam and still didn’t know what oak aging does to wine

 

this guy wont shut up about his somm exam

 

Yeah, damn Randall, quit achieving things in your life!

 

somm this

 

am I hulk or grimace?

 

The Hulk turns green you idiot

 

Quit mashing up backstories, grimace is always purple, hulk changes colors and smashes things

 

I took somm exams when I was in school. Passed most of them, failed somm of them

 

1.17 / 10.00

 

mark down bad

 

It was a hard test I’m stoked I passed lol

 

I'm confident that it'll age well

 

^ wine joke. Very good

 

I do not remember asking SHAK'S opinion on anything. Certainly not my jokes

 

Emma saw me yesterday and gave me shade for “winging it” and I so badly wanted to be like Emma how tf do you think I sell wine at tables without reading about it a LOT lol, just because I didn’t performatively stay in the restaurant just to take notes in front of the rest of the staff when I got a night off like you did, doesn’t mean I didn’t prepare. Last I checked you’ve been to 1 weekly tasting and I’ve hosted the last 15 straight. Etc etc

but I didn’t I kept the peace, she no longer works evenings and I’m not interested in re-igniting work conflict with someone I don’t actually have to deal with on the clock anymore. Just dumb someone who sucked at my job is always trying to discredit me about it lol and the first thing she does when I say I passed and admit it was hard is talk some shit about my preparation

 

Never liked Emma

 

this was on the house

 

Your posts age like New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc.

/ better wine joke