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watched hard knocks on my lunch I am ready to be mad online about football again

 

not sure i like what i'm reading here

 

Hey Murph learned how to read. Congrats my guy!

 

I have trauma with pirates

 

same

 

of course you do

 

Just kidding.

But I wanted to take a Piracy class in college (on pirates) and tried every single semester to register for it and kept getting denied until my senior year and then they decided to stop offering this class and I couldn’t take it and never learned about said pirates

 

Me too, ever since I attended a pirate’s 80th birthday party

 

I'd love to be a pirate. You're just cruisin around and then when you take over a boat, you get to say "I'm the captain now"

 

no you don’t you play baseball you dumb chipmunk

 

Debatable

 

*attempt to play baseball

 

never saw the movie

 

so a tweet where someone called a guy a dingbat

need to bring that diss back tbh

 

Ok dingbat

 

also

SO A TWEET

 

Is there some Murph pirate lore I’m unaware of

 

So when we going to Alexions and gun training, guys

I’m serious

 

The way I see it, Murph is the only one of us living on an island, which entitles him to the pirate jokes.

 

@MidDave were you serious bc I’m serious

 

Hey everyone, I've got 2 tickets for the eagles practice at the stadium on Sunday. I got the time mixed up, so can't make it. Throwing it out here if there are any birds fans interested in going.

Feel free to DM me and I'll transfer them to you. They were only $20. If you wanna venmo me, that's cool, but I really don't care. just hope someone can use them.

Edit - CLAIMED!

 

If you think about it every landmass is surrounded by water so we are all on an island

 

Could sub Alexions for any cool bar really. 97 Estoria or Clermont Lounge in Atlanta would rule

@CarpetElf can confirm those are two of the coolest bars in the city / that we’ve been to

 

No man is an island (except me when I take a bath)