2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 385

Notice how only childless users liked this post lmao

 

this was 2019 I think so probably around NFT time

 

one of the subways here in town is 24/7 and I’m just like whose ordering subway at 3 am

 

the skunk is your dog now. i don't make the rules.

 

I mean with how everything smells that skunk may as well be my pet at this point

 

More like, The Academy WAS

 

Damn this was a layup

 

The Academy HAS BEEN

 

Don't push it

 

never listened to TAI

the ellipsis annoys me

 

I’ve already thrown like 10K out the door the last year for this underground band. They’re called Terrain

 

Yeah I don’t think anyone is typing that shit out in full lol

 

I mean I listened to TAI when I was younger along with most of the Fueled By Ramen roster but I haven’t thought about that band in like 20 years

 

My dad always sends texts like this..

 

Imagining Josh telling a woman this after she talks about how painful childbirth was lol

 

five THOUSAND?!

 

i dont think josh would do that

 

SAME lol

 

my boss sends emails like this

Congrats !!


WHY IS THERE A SPACE

 

he’ll do it.. multiple times in one text too..

 

Im told childbirth is no worse than a common cold

 

idk why but when i read this i thought "happy gilmore accomplished that feat, no more than an hour ago."

 

TAI

TUI

 

I know but it’s a funny thought

 

nobody knows what this is man