2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 304

new band name

 

Mad libs style trauma dumping is the best lol

 

Favorite candle store like 2 hours away in ass fuck western MA launched their Halloween line today. Hopefully gonna drive there tomorrow

 

Also the poop test came back negative

 

If it wasn’t poop, what was it?

 

i appreciate the landlord edit

 

BEEF

 

I typed it then thought "no that's not quite the nature of it"

 

Great post

 

@Sean Murphy - See? Doing the work and putting in the hours is yielding improvements in my shitposting.

 

you tellin' me kenny had wood?

 

At some point, probably. He’s also a kangaroo.

 

we'll keep monitoring to make sure this isnt an anomaly

 

do kangaroos have dicks

 

Make sure you google that on your work computer.

 

will you still have time to post?

 

man this one finch has been at my feeder for like ten minutes, i hate campers

 

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off

 

just mean

 

How is Boswell not 99

 

i think a single team posting about their players madden rankings is fine

 

Is Rodgers under 80? What was he in last year's Madden?

 

Shit sorry, no, not discussing Madden ratings.

 

Also how is TJ not 99???!!!

 

pushing it