2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 293

you're not a lurker

 

I barely post in here and I’m not associating myself with the likes of you people. I’m a lurker.

 

dylan is a bit

an itty bit

 

Typos can be funny like a few weeks or months ago when like 4 people in a row called out the same typo or when it’s a super bad typo but when it’s just like one letter off ehhh.

 

oh

 

oh hi mark

 

doing bits on here is fine. Not like were ever posting actual important stuff

 

that was a top 5 moment of the thread

 

you're 17th out of 43 in post count in this thread dude lol don't act like you're better than us

 

dylan.....I like you and I hate to agree with Josh, but.....

I'm sorry, you're not at all a lurker

 

this dude won’t shut up about bits

 

is this a bit?

 

I think saying you’re a lurker of the nfl thread is worse than just admitting you’re a poster.

 

My 729472 interviews was a fun bit for a second when I had hopes and dreams

 

lurkers are scum and if you're reading this and just lurking i hate you

 

Slat Wall
Real Shitter
Grim was a GM at Chipotle
Josh killed a poster
Max is a furry
Mark loves 311
Dave loves Chilis chicken crispers
Xenophobic Dave
Josh hasn't seen any media pre-9/11
Oh hi Mark
Grim is married
JOSH'D/DAVE'D until it becomes too big of a chain
Pat is GRUMPY
Sean got a divorce
Grim drives a 2013 Honda Civic
Mark denying people college
Spiffa is loaded
Dustin is loaded (both are fun)
Baltimore is Amsterdam
Dodge Hornet
Calling tvck wrong name
Nashville bar + record store
Stop using AI bullshit
Height jokes
Mark is leaving
Josh is a child
Yelling about typos
Josh be seein movies
Easily googleable website
In ____ they just call it food
JOSH'D/DAVE'D when it becomes too big of a chain
Feet (it's not a bit it's a lifestyle)
SMDB
James Johns
Josh doesn't like movies
Jaguars being brought up (by people other than jags fans honestly)
Today is my _______
Ronald McDonald alt

 

i also like this one

 

Don't talk about Squall like that!

 

Bolded ones I added but I think that's my ranking so far

 

Yeah I’m not top 15, which means I’m a lurker.

 

How did we leave off today is my ____

 

Amended

 

grow up dyl

 

Slat Wall #1 for sure because it doesn’t make any sense.