2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 244

ok now were just making up names

 

I do feel bad because she thinks my younger cat’s name is Bernie and calls him Bernie every day and it’s way too late for me to correct her that Bernie is not his name

 

All names are made up, stay woke

 

zero proof of this

 

you think 'David' is not a completely made up name?

 

nope

 

Adam and Eve, checkmate

 

god has entered the chat

 

who?

 

Adam and Steve*

 

grim loves posting that video

 

vending machine was out of coke zero so i had to get a diet coke and my day is ruined this shit sucks

 

drinking diet coke


disgusting

 

it makes me laugh and I love to spread joy to others

 

would rather die

 

the only people who like diet coke are terrorist and my mom

 

so my brother is either a terrorist or your mom

 

And my mom

 

Unless....

 

max's mom did 9/11

 

probably both if I had to guess

 

Murph delete this