2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 222

Is this the end of Josh's reign of terror at Loves?

 

Someone trying to hack my credit card for an acacia bowl

 

Marino is a douche

 

sorry, I was hungry

 

We have a guy who is going ALL OUT submitting fake IDs, fake taxes, fake notarized statements trying to get aid. First time that's happened. Pretty exciting stuff

 

Unlikely

 

The bad news is after you eat your $15 acacia bowl you then have to go to Taco Bell because you’re still hungry

 

Also at my “yearly” physical which I have not had in like 4-5 years because last time this 80 year old doctor asked me 2 questions: “do I pray?” and if I’ve seen some movie on heart surgery.

However, debating if I should bring up my poop concerns and try to find an alternative to a colonoscopy

 

But then after delivering the biggest playoff whooping of all time to the Dolphins (62-7 final score), then Tony Boselli gets hurt, leading to Jevon Kearse & the Titans destroying our OL and Brunell’s confidence, and just like that we went from leading 14-13 at halftime to Brunell having 4 turnovers losing like 33-14 vs Tennessee, the only team that beat us that season.

Tennessee themselves barely even limped to the AFCCG because the Music City Miracle saved what would’ve been a sure fire playoff exit, but that’s the nature of the NFL I guess. just hilarious cause if they lose that game like they should’ve, I don’t think another AFC team would’ve beaten us. and I do think our scoring could’ve kept up with Warner’s Rams even if our defense didn’t hold them to 20 like Tennessee’s did

looking back it IS funny that both Jax and Tennessee had really proud, historical moments in those playoffs and then got smacked down immediately after lol

 

Got the trifecta of waking up to a gate change, getting on the shuttle to the gate and having the gate change, and having the gate change during security. Love 2 fly

 

*Lowes

 

Hey, Murph, I'll be in Queens in October if you want to crash a wedding

 

good thing I still have your CC numbers

 

Dude I would 100% miss my flight if all of this happened lol I never arrive at airports early enough to deal with all this

 

7 weeks until vacay

 

I am excited for the naked gun movie. I will be seeing in Saturday.

 

Not bragging, self deprecating haha. It’s why I like early morning flights, can regularly and easily get to your gate within 30 minutes of arriving (I still aim for being early but… being less early than I should doesn’t matter for those flights lol).

it helps that I sleep like a baby on planes though. The second the plane takes off I’m dozing. So i always get that extra 2 hours sleep that helps with the early wake up

 

then we signed Jay Fiedler smh who funny enough is the last QB to win a playoff game for us (actually it was Lamar Smith running for a million yards, but yeah)

 

grant going to disney 2 full weeks before me, he stays ducking me.

 

can u blame him?

 

great player but dbag of a dude.