2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 196

true but they're swimming in ag runoff.

 

Slat
Wall

 

no way it gets here that fast

 

classic to have a serious question overshadowed by conversations regarding yalls weak constitutions


















yes I realize I'm asking about something to reverse my baldness

 

just be bald like me, dylan and soon to be Pat

 

we dont need to be discussing the eagles here

 

I bring it up all the time to my wife and she was like "why don't we try to do something about it?" and now I'm going down a rabbit hole

 

my advice would be to just turn into the skid

 

time to find a new wife

 

Okay salmon guy

 

Pat took the leap I think

 

full bald or buzzed?

 

should've known yall would be 0% helpful

 

hey me first

 

You're already working on it

 

I am not bald. I have a full head of hair. Sorry I can’t help.

 

true

 

honestly... fair

 

if everyone in this thread buys 100 copies of my book I might be able to buy you this

 

If I ever go bald I’d probably just keep it very very short but not completely shave it and wear hats 24/7

 

I'm going bald as well @tvck but no offense, I would never get hair transplants. You just gotta embrace it. I tried putting some concoction on my head for awhile and I think it did pretty well to stop further loss, but nothing was really growing back and then I ran out and didn't buy more, so I'm just getting balder and balder by the second

 

Is Dylan trying to take pictures of Jupiter or something

 

All the real ones had birthdays earlier in the year, sorry to disappoint anyone whose birthday is still pending

 

But also happy birthday, randall