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this is a bunch of you

 

For the record I gave them a week ban and they’ve chosen to not come back lol

 

True

 

“If you don’t want me to hit curbs then you drive” - my wife

 

I hate that I sliced my tire open on that curb in Pittsburgh. I wish I took a picture of that specific turn. It was just the narrowest, brick not even asphalt, neighborhood street intersection.

it went down a steep hill (okay fine it wasn’t a mountain but still an insane hill) and there were cars parallel parked all in the way of you seeing what’s coming, so it’s not like I could tell ahead of time that a car was driving up it and I should stop and let them pass. There’s fucking ice everywhere. By the time I see them coming the best course of action is to squeeze to the right as far as possible and then let him pass, but when I did that there was LITERAL SHARP METAL sticking out of the curb??? What city government does that lmao

 

is she hitting curbs with the HORNET??!?

 

this story also could have easily been about your hand

 

I genuinely forgot about Albe. Though I think it’s worth pointing out YOUYOUYOU made an appearance shortly after.

 

I was naming my team for NHL 26 HUT and I wanted to go with Da Cobra Kids but then I put the abbreviation and realized it was DCK

and went nevermind back to The

 

No no that was very much a dumb decision that was my fault lol

 

No we’re in her car thankfully

 

i’d say this is possible if albe didn’t also post pictures of himself a bunch lol

 

couldn’t see eddington bc we took too long unpacking stuff. had good mexican food in the new town

gonna get busy***

***poo

 

megan and the former nanny/current babysitter were talking about holly’s diarrheas and i said “well speaking of…. hmm… sorry about that” and walked away in shame

 

get her the “hot girls hit curbs” car sticker

 

The new "Baby on board"

 

I am Built Different and will not start on either until the movie begins.

 

which one of yall is this

 

I’ve maybe had a drink or two

 

Sloop Juice Bomb

great beer

 

also forgot about Albe, good riddance

in other news I saw Eddington last week and it was hilarious. Brother-in-law did not like.

 

man I’m so glad I use Apple Music

 

Just power washed the side patio if you know what I mean

 

I don’t please explain