2025-2026 NFL Season: The Patrick Improvement Plan [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 172

I will not eat one iota of shit

 

if that aint pat

 

there is a book I read to my students every year called Grumpy Monkey. Possibly written about posters here

 

Id probably go with

 

Today I will visit a used bookstore I discovered yesterday and possibly go birding. Great day lined up.

 

An animal so apathetic to being alive that we've invented an entire profession dedicated to making sure they dont die

 

If that ain't elf

 

I like all styles of monkey

 

Co-authored by pat and grim

 

i have a two year old i don’t sleep

 

quoting yourself twice in a row. you okay?

 

i’ve literally posted pictures of it from my own bookshelf before. keep up and read posts or gtfo and stfu

 

oh ok

 

im drinking a delicious sierra nevada hazy lil thing in the parking lot of the golf course i cant be bothered by syphilis patty over here

 

now wait a minute

 

I've had some people audition to narrate the audiobook version of my book and it's been pretty meh. Anyone here want to take a crack at it?

 

you only did 1.8 miles on the treadmill you bum

 

don’t dox me dyl!!!!

 

Ill share my activity once done golfing

 

Golfing*

































*driving a golf cart and drinking beers

 

rest in peace grimace. hes never been more cooked.

 

those could be anyone’s

 

my bff andy’s brother tommy tried to give me shit for not shopping at a local hardware store and i hit him with this