2025-2026 NFL Season: The Kindness Thread Football • Page 866

elf


i am begging you

 

READ @CarpetElf

 

THE @CarpetElf

 

THREAD @CarpetElf

 

it’s discussed by dave in the thread, if that wasn’t clear. like, that’s why they want you to read the thread.

 

No I'm a great guy once you get to know me

 

katie is this true?

 

was the move out / temp rental not in the offer agreement??

 

it's Kaitie you sexist fuck

 

oh darn

 

Hell yeah brother

 

canceled

 

You can’t do that

 

i just did

 

Murph don’t let the bastards get you down

 

Gotta go get the wife a bday present

 

reimburse me for my tire for her bday

 

4 referrals later and I'm now waiting to see a different physician to send another referral so I can *finally* see an orthopedist, because apparently the first one isn't in their network and just didn't say anything? Infuriating dealing with these people.

 

Cannot believe I should have left at least three hours ahead of time to make it into Philly for the Deftones show just because the fucking Phillies are playing right across the street

 

Spent nearly $200 for my ticket last year and the MLB laughed in my face!

 

dink gettin cucked by rob manfred

shameful stuff

 

I’m going to [redact] myself directly in front of him and change the trajectory of the remainder of his life forever

 

id hate that for you and the thread but love that for him

 

Drinking a bone dry cider

 

Murph, this is the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me