2025-2026 NFL Season: The Kindness Thread Football • Page 806

because I told myself I didn’t want to come back so I changed my password to whatever random keys I hit and logged out

 

And then I came back, like, a year and a half later

 

Chorus dot fm is a hell of a drug

 

The last sock lord post was about Matt Harmon lol

 

Truthfully, haven’t bought a lot of socks over the last five years.

 

But I just removed a whole dresser drawer full of socks from my options to make room for other socks and clothes and still have plenty so does a man really need more?

 

how many of those socks have you coomed in

 

Would never desecrate a sock like that you fucking heathen

 

If it's not TMI, the whole sock thing never made a lick of sense to me. Why waste laundry when there's a perfectly good show at your local Love's Travel Stop.

 

Do you think 13 year olds can easily get to a love’s travel stop shower

 

You especially couldn’t Dave the closest to you is like Connecticut and that’s a new ish one!!

 

PERFECTLY GOOD SHOW

 

Dave is



c o o k e d

 

There are children in desperate need of socks. Don’t waste yours when you can just use a tissue, paper towel, or your own toilet

 

My mom just cooked me with an April fool’s joke

 

She said “Did you hear Carson Wentz is coming back to the eagles” and I said “No, but I can’t imagine why he would”

 

I am in some parking lot eating my Costco pizza and hot dog in my car while it rains outside.

I am also listening to father john misty.

Ultimate vibes.

 

Love a za and love a dog

 

Got to ante 11 in Balatro but the 14m in chips you need to beat the boss is too much

 

Hate when that happens

 

I’ve been so stuck on playing my emulator I completely forgot balatro

time to buy it on steam lmao

 

Playing a game of a lifetime

 

That just means clean bathrooms and a lot of coom saved up

 

Don’t ever talk to me about Dave’s cum again

 

I missed a lot in the 25 minutes I was not online.