2025-2026 NFL Season: The Kindness Thread Football • Page 492

you gonna wear nirvana shirts in seattle?

 

should be immediately on the phone with him to see if he wants to play guard

 

Remember that robot my old company was working on that pissed me off? They announced it today and man are the quotes fucking unreal:

“This has been the idea of our founder since we launched,” said Locus Robotics CEO Rick Faulk. “It’s always been the holy grail for us.”


“Our goal is to empty the parking lots of all warehouses around the world."

 

The German Tank

 

damn. i loved him in LOST and Lord of the Rings

 

CEO looks like an asshole

 

feel bad for teams that don't have multiple Tanks

uphill battle

 

i don’t get hungover

 

you wanna do this again?

 

too bad one of them is made of glass

 

don’t know what you’re on about weirdo

 

I like the Azeez Ojulari signing. Low risk, high upside move if he can stay healthy. Good competition for Jalyx Hunt for the starting job alongside Nolan Smith

 

Boy, if Seattle showed even the slightest bit of interest in signing an offensive lineman I'd say let's get him on the phone.

 

Does Howie Roseman have a connection to Georgia or is it just coincedence on the Bulldogs?

 

I think it’s a fetish

 

I don’t own any

 

Well the packers GM also picks a lot of Georgia bulldogs he just drafts the shitty ones

 

Went from sunshine to hail pretty quickly. Haven’t seen hail since moving from AZ.

 

I think he does it to lean into it to and have some fun, but still try to sign the good ones he thinks can actually help

kinda fun?

 

Okay I peaked

 

belichick’s student girlfriend has that 70 year old man on the ground doing yoga just absolutely brutal stuff

 

Did some yoga this weekend, and it always go the same way. Begins with a "haha yeah ok let's do some yoga whatever," and ends with "holy god I am going to die this is too difficult."

 

A man acting like he has 6 months left to live