2025-2026 NFL Season: The Kindness Thread Football • Page 383

for which part

 

haven’t had mountain dew in at least a decade. doubt i ever have it again.

 

I had a mountain dew last year, I think. Couldn't finish it. Way too much sugar

 

when I worked at AT&T years ago (statute of limitations has surely passed) when we had a difficult customer that wanted to terminate the contract on a connected ipad or hotspot or something we'd just cancel it as a death lol

 

Oh no....is dink the guy you have to fire?

 

i'd fire dink in a heartbeat

 

I was very careful to never definitively say that he was dead. I just told them that I think he's dead and sent that and they were like "okay"

 

when I was a kid, we were at a fancy restaurant where they put the sugar in mini bowls and just leave it ono your table with dessert/coffee. So as any kid would I tried to take my spoon and dip it in the sugar and take a bite

....except it was fucking salt. I ate a mouthful of salt. What kind of terrorist restaurant puts salt in a mini bowl and not in a salt shaker?!

 

lmao this actually rules

 

I drink my coffee black now, but back in the day I would drink it very sweet and one time a restaurant accidentally filled one of those big sugar dispensers with salt and I used a lot of it in my coffee

 

donnie said abolish fancy restaurants maybe he was on to something

 

It's true

 

couple days left of spring break

feeling like unc

 

you got grimaced, take a lap

 

I gotta suffer though a service at my wife’s synagogue tonight before I can watch severance.

 

if only you could be severed during the service

 

I still haven't watched last week's episode. Will probably wait until tomorrow and watch 2 at this point

 

everything

 

v glad that Righteous Gemstones is back

 

mark I hate to say it



















thank you

 

the university of north carolina? weird

 

anti-semitism

 

ESPN has been unwatchable forever but one of the only decent shows left was around the horn and they cancelled that.