2025-2026 NFL Season: The Kindness Thread Football • Page 382

my donnie stories luckily mostly end at 7 because my mom finally got divorced

 

I personally don't drink random things I find out and about

 

Dumbass. Just be lazy and you’ll get fired and probably be able to collect.

 

PULLED A MUG

 

DUSTIN’d

 

Got some bad news

 

I was Dave'd, that's the bad news

 

Sorry, I only care about coffee, not you

 

grim idgaf if thats what you meant to say

 

Been using an espresso machine lately and it has made me rediscover my love for coffee and how it is actually good and not just a mandatory drink

 

where should we send flowers

 

what was I supposed to say? it’s too early for your BS

 

coffee rocks

 

Donate them to some bees in my honor

 

9:36am EST its basically noon grow the fuck up

 

megan accidentally brought me a coffee instead of a tea (she grabbed the wrong order) and i nearly wretched sipping it. sickening stuff.

i do love coffee beers and ice cream though

 

I didn't drink coffee for a while because when my mom was an alcoholic (she still is but I mean when I actually saw her) she made me make her coffee every morning because she would be too hungover to make it so I just got myself the more convenient things like energy drinks as a teen

 

My brother crawled up to a table and pulled the mug down onto himself. Eat poop Murph!!

 

I’m sorry Josh

 

sloppy posting this morn

 

i have tried growing up but i think i'm done

 

I thought about this as I was going to sleep last night and remembered that Dave said I should be committed for playing fantasy baseball. I think you all might think it's funny or think I'm insane or both:

Last year our commissioner in the league disappeared. Didn't reactivate the league, wasn't responding to messages or emails, wasn't talking on the discord. Nothing. I contacted ESPN and they told me that they couldn't transfer ownership of the league unless the creator had died.

So I kept trying to get the commissioner to just reactivate the league and give me or another guy who had been in it awhile ownership. No responses. So I googled his name, found a guy who had the same name and had recently died and sent it to ESPN. I am now the commissioner.

 

Just drink Diet Dew. Its good and good for you

 

slop it up