2025-2026 NFL Season: The Kindness Thread Football • Page 1039

most of my riends i've known since literally elementary school, nobody was calling me murph in elementary school lol

 

In fairness, @Sean Murphy most likely would be a villain Detweiler and his crew would have to deal with at some point

 

See this is why I'm right

 

MOST OF MY RIENDS

 

God Murph is down so bad right now. Generic ass name that can't even spell Friends.

 

That's true. I've literally never worked somewhere without AT LEAST one David. Worked multiple jobs with at least 4

 

this THREAD has THREE

 

that we KNOW of

 

ok smurph lol

 

Yes, but how many of them have had the title of both Lord and Minister as part of their name?

 

Donnie gonna do the funniest thing ever

 

Also Louis. There's 4 in meat/seafood right now, 6 total since I've been there.

 

Lmao

 

Four!

 

Michaels, rise up

 

This all started with that tweet that listed Jake as a generic name. It’s not unique but it’s not common either.

 

I 100% believe his real name was Donnie and someone dared him to legally change it to Jared

 

Rise back down your name is Dink

 

I know too many Dustins

 

you know this is real plausible as well

 

they always f*ckin?

 

If they were I wouldn't know enough Dustins